Jesus Budda is writing on WordPress.com – Hooray!
I’m here!
Nobody cares. Or do they?
Jesus Budda (for that is my name) is here to write about everything in the known universe. If you don’t know who I am, then let me explain a little: I am Jesus Budda. I am a God figure and I am lovely. I write insultin untruths about celebrities and real life folk as well as insulting things about everyday life and the things I encounter.
Jesus Budda also writes for theSpoof.com – a satirical website (so they say) – as well as ww.CELEBATHON.blogspot.com -where he puts some offensive stories relating to racist children, drunken Hollywood murders and other fun things!
Jesus Budda is adored by Canadian Guns N’ Rose fans, Kelly Clarkson followers and mental patients. It’s true!
If I really hate you then you can be sure that you will appear on these hallowed pages at some time or another.
If you get me – then you’ll get me. if you know what i mean. If you don’t then you don’t – if you know what I mean. Which you don’t. Unless you do.
See what I mean? No? ok. Get lost. you’re not wanted here.
Let the madness commence.
Call me JB. It makes me happy.
JB
I really don’t know what to say.
All hail Jesus Budda! I want to be the seconmd, no third, no fourth to leave a message. Henman is seeing Rosie! I repeat, Henmen is seeing Rosie!
BUCK
Waiting moderation? Don’t tell me you critique, edit, and, censor like that dickwad Mark Lowton?
Buckwad
Hey, Buckwheats
Great to have a comment from you. A crappy comment, but great nonetheless!
My boy Henman can do as he likes now – I was getting used to him being dead and now it’s all such an anti-climax.
The censorship thing is automatic (i think).I have no control of it. It’s a bit like my hand. It tries to strangle me sometimes while I’m sleeping…..
JB
I think i will monitor you, in the same kind of way a Lab doctor monitors, a rat after ihe has injected it with bubonic plague or aids.
PMC