About Jesus Budda
Jesus Budda is me.
Jesus Budda ghas been described alternatively as ‘lovely’, ‘a nice guy’, a ‘weirdo of the worst kind’, ’stupid’, a religious leader unparalleled in the modern World’ and a friend of ‘badgers and robins’.
So which is he ? I mean ‘me’- and it’s not ‘which is me’, it should read “so which of these attributes best describe me”?
All of them!
I am starting up a brand new religion with my good self as leader. You are all invited to join. We”l have the coolest religion on the planet!
Likes: badgers, robins, nature stuff, being nice, being evil, being obsessive about things, writing rubbish on websites.
But that’s enough about me – tell me about you.
Call em JB (that’s short for Jesus Budda – not some kind of disease. I don’t have any known diseases. Well not that I know of.
JB
websites to find ‘JB’
http://jesusbudda.wordpress.com
http://celebathon.blogspot.com/
I could turn up in other places – like your back garden or garage. So be careful and lock up at night.
NOTE: Images used on this site are the copyright of their respective owners.
All audio recordings on this website are the sole copyright (c) of Jesus Budda and any misuse or copyright infringement will result in death and destruction to you, your loved ones and any household pet you may own. Mess with Jesus and you pay, ok?
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Hi Friend,
Thanks for your feed back on my comment for wowimages.
Yes You can take some of images from my site. but not all
I do not have your email id but you can contact me at info@thewowimages.com
Thanks
Richest Girl
you have some funny shit here JesusBudda
Thank you Jesus Budda…but please, don’t be coming around my store. I have enough problems without you hanging around chanting and hitting people up for spare souls and quarters
Good one. jususbuddha. Get in here throught link from eksith site wondering, jesusbuddha – nice combination. Cool!
UltimoAdios, welcome to my cult.
Nice to have new, nice people joining the future master religion!
JB
Is it possibly to take copy both the words and photographs from your site and then throw the whole sorry mess into the sea and wave it good-bye with a large white hanky.
If it is …..can I do it now?
If it is not…….why not?
I still think you are a brass
Dear MR-MRS BUDDA
Is it possible to throw this website into the sea and attach your hand to the said website with superglue , ensuring you follow suit; when this pitiful tatter of words and photographs are lobbed into the deep blue.
Then can I wave it and you good-bye using a spotty red hanky and have a solitary tear trickling down my face.
If so- when do you anticipate the event to take place?
Is it soon and can you hurry up!
This is not relevant, but neither is anything you write. I think you are a crazed loon with Hurler’s disease.I claim my prize.
How can you throw a website into the sea, you fucking tool?
Like, seriously….how could that ever happen. It’s not real. It’s virtual.
Close your eyes.
Now think of something pretty. Now open your eyes again and look at your wrinkled, shit-stained hands and then you will maybe just about appreciate what is real and imaginary.
Hugs and kisses from me to you, kind gentleman
XOXOXOXOX
Fuck off, with love
If I close my eyes all I see is your shit-stained face.
If you knew anything about physics you would KNOW it is possible to throw this truck of shit into the sea, waving it and you good-bye with your mothers BIG BLOOMERS.
Jeeze what a turd-stain you are. I’d throw up if I didn’t think you would ; stick it on your website, roll in it or eat it.
Love and lump hammers
Would you like me to brush your hair?
Sweet Baby Jesus.
I’d like a head massage, Philip.
Gently does it, thats a good boy.
You are quite feeble, aren’t you?
You’re like the retard at the Special Olympics who’s shittier than everyone else but somehow – for reasons unknown to all – is given a special medal all of his own for simply competing.
Well done, Phil.
Well done for coming last in the human race.
You sound bitter Budda, whats the matter?
I can hear a unusual bile in your voice, whose upset you?
Point them out and I will duff them up for you?
Did they touch you in your special place?
Your analogy to the Special Olympics is a cup of bullshit, because everyone is rubbish and there is no last place- as everyone is special.
I would not massage your head because you have headlice and you are vile. But I will brush your flaxen locks with a long handled brush.
I have taken myself out of the human race years ago and all my friends are apes or cenobites. Therefore I have no frame of reference to being the worst human. That is like caling me the worst coat.
Why don’t you write stories any more?
Okay they were shit, but so are you blogs and that hasn’t stopped you.
I do not like to be called Philip it is such a pretentious name for a cenobite ape.
@ Phil: ”
- I thought I sounded the same as usual, John.
- Good question.
- Thats true.
Hello Budda,
I have decided to follow you and I will not be wrting any more stories for the Spoof for a while ( I will return when Susan Boyle wings BGT) and unlike you I have fallen off the leader board. Who the hell- apart from you rates your stories?
What I wanted to know was …….are you incarcerated in a psychiatric ward and if so please tap on the wall to your left and see what happens. I might just tap back or is it just an echo.
Can’t you post a photograph of yourself on the site so I can see who I am really hating, it is so hard to imagine a figure of hatred that you have never seen.
I am also complaining about the wishy washy font on this site- it makes your blog page look like a Claire Rayners problem page.
I need deep colours Budda, not the washed-out white of old Y-fronts -rectify the problem
@ Phil:
- Sorry you’re of the boards, Phil.
So far i haven’t been off it ever since I started. I’m not sure if thats something to be proud of or simply that not a lot of people write on that site!
I haven’t written a story in many months so I don’t know who’s been reading my crap.
Maybe it’s you?!
- Ca you hear me, Phil?
Hello?
Phil?
- Duncan Whitehead pictured me as looking like Jack Black.
Others have pictured me as a turd with long hair.
Some have even imagined I have gigantic legs, a hunched back and a hare’s lip – you mostly.
I am whatever you want me to be – and more!
- I’ll see what I can do…