Do You Remember Being Born? July 16, 2009
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Do you remember being born, friend?
Well, if you do then you must have a wonderful memory!
The reason I ask is this: if you cant remember being born then how do you know that you WERE born?
I know that may sound silly (especially to you, Dave) but it’s a valid point.
If you cannot remember being born but accept that you were in fact born, then where did you get your info from – and more importantly, was it a reliable source?
Oh sure, you may say that your parents told you that you were born, but can you really trust them?
Maybe you saw a video of yourself being born?
But how do you know it was a video of you? Just because you saw a child come out of your mother doesn’t mean it was you.
it could be anybody!
It could be that guy down the street.
It could be that girl in the local supermarket that looks suspiciously like your father and mother….
It’s all about trust.
Knowing where you came from is important but to accept your origins you need to put your faith in the views expressed by others. And can you really trust them?
Think of the Truman Show.
They fooled him so they could fool you too….
This girl doesn’t know if she was born or not. If she was not born then surely it must mean that she doesn’t exist?
Or do you have to be born in order to exist?
Hmmmmmm…..I’m distracted by her ‘come hither’ eyes…..
I don’t remember being born. Then again, I was pretty drunk that day.
I can remember many times when I wish I HADN’T been born.
JB, I don’t remember being born. Does this mean that I wasn’t born, or that I just have a poor memory?
I like Chamone. She’s sexy.
But wait; how do I know that she is really who she says she is? Or that the picture I see is her real picture? It could just as easily be you, JB, and then I would be indicating that I fancied you, and that I want to shove my cock up you from the rear.
Oh dear, what does all this mean, JB? Help me, before it’s too late.
How ya doing, JB? Long time, no jibber-jabber.
Hello my old friend!
A little bird told me you have traveled to a far-flung place where ladies are men and men are ladies.
The little bird also told me that it likes building nests but would prefer it if they could get flat-pack furniture that was small enough for such tiny creatures.
Ally is a lovely young lady who graduated from the school of hard knocks here at Budda towers. She’s a very popular girl and I am watching with interest what next adventure she will get up to.
Yes, she’s a lovely little tinker, isn’t she?
Maybe her and someone else on the site might like to get together for a good old chinwag – Farida possibly? I think they would get on just fine.
Ah well. Yes, it’s lovely and sunny and corrupt here in the Land of Smiles. Suicide central, I believe some call it. Thought I might try a bit of Building Jumping myslef one day, but not just yet. What a lovely Spoof sign-off that would make!
Anything new to report, or just the same old shit?
@ MonkeyWoods
- Mostly the same old shit-stained undergarment talk, Monkey.
I Genuinely hope you’re alright over there in that accursed hole.