Free Pictures: Nice Tits, Cute Ass and Sweet Pussy March 2, 2009
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Wanna see some pictures of some nice, plump tits?
What about a picture of a cute ass?
Or a sweet pussy?
You do?
Well here ya go, my friends!
Look at those tits!
All merrily chirping away as they nibble on delicious seeds.
Check out that ass! Whoa!!!
I’d love to stroke that ass.
I would. And feed it a carrot.
Now thats one sweet looking pussy.
Wouldn’t you just love to rub that pussy?
You would?
Well, you can’t. That cat died shortly after the photo shoot. It had a disease. it was allergic to cotton.
That hat it’s wearing was cotton.
The poor animals head swelled up like a balloon.
His dying words were: “meeeeowww, my head hurts!”
So fucking obvious, I know.
I hope I’ve satisfied all you filthy-minded gimps out there in Internet land.
You should be ashamed of yourselves if you came here looking for….filth!
Shame on you.
And you, too!
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Heres a random picture of a woman bending over backwards.
God, it’d be great to be that flexible. Imagine how easier things would be?
You could scratch your own back, drink a cup of tea and hold the remote control all at the same time.
I wonder if she does that?
I’m sure she does. Lucky bitch!
Reminds me of my own foray into the risqué
I used do this all the time on a spoof website. Got thousands of hits from this kind of crap.
See you did the same too. Naughty boy, E!
Yeah, I remember all your Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Zac Efforn and Sarah Palin stories.
They were crap. Every last one of them. I mean the stories about those listed above, not ALL of your stories on there.
The story you wrote about how to fail miserably on the Spoof was funny and true. I followed it and am in the top 206.
You’re a smart man, JB.
You’re still on the top 20 because your shameless whoring for points
“You’re still on the top 20 because your shameless whoring for points”
- Yeah, I know which way to milk a cow.
Not a real cow.
I have no idea how to milk a real cow.
I’d be afraid of hurting it’s udders.
I’m surprised your not higher in the ranking thingy, Madame B.
It’s not worth it being on that dreaded list, to be honest.
More trouble than it’s worth.
And what thanks do you get???
None, thats what!
Not a hug, not a kiss, not a pat on the back. Nuthin’!
“I have no idea how to milk a cow.”
-That makes two of us. Just be absolutely sure you are in fact milking a cow and NOT a bull or steer. If you can’t tell the difference, ask your father to clear things up for you
“I’m suprised you aren’t higher up on the points thingie”
- I’m not. I don’t write much and when I do, they’re usually for the magazine. Take my advice column for instance.
Every one of those articles got 5*. I didn’t vote for any of them. But
people rarely read them because they aren’t stories.
My best rated story (6 people all gave it 5*) has only generated a little over 100 hits. Its the one about the neighbors of a serial killer who weren’t suprised he was a serial killer. I doubt you read it- hardly anyone has.
I don’t like to write crap. If I don’t have something funny to write, I’m not going to write anything. I won’t write about Brenda Song’s talking vagina soley for point value.
Sorry, I didn’t mean to preach. It’s just frustrating. I’ll get off my high horse now.
Just please don’t try to milk him, ok?
True.
But sometimes you (when I say ‘you‘ I’m talking generally about all the spoof writers) get all distracted about staying on the points league. Thatts when you start writing crap purely for points.
But, lets be honest here, writing crap like my Zac Efron/Vannesa Hudgens/Miley Cyrus/Jessica Alba stuff gave me a bit of a laugh!
That wasn’t preaching. That was good, honest talk!
Whaaaaaa????
Now that was random!