Why is the Internet Shit? February 4, 2009
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Lets cut the crap : the Internet is shit.
Well, it is, isn’t it?!
Whats the point of it?
It’s just a glorified pen pal service – with advertisements thrown in for good measure.
Its a catalog crap.
Its a brochure of shit.
We’ve all bought crap from the Internet that we would never consider purchasing in the ‘real’ world.
Billions of web pages are out there screaming to be discovered but we all generally stick to the same few shitty ones.
Amazon? Shit.
eBay? It’s all about selling shit that nobody wanted in the first place. If you walked into a ‘real’ store and saw some of the crap they sell on eBay, you’d walk out in disgust!
Yahoo is pure, unadulterated shit in the form of a search engine.
At least Google is nice and simple.
Is the Internet a worldwide open library? Fuck no!
It’s just billions of pages linking to the same few shitty pages of porn!
Look at this website for instance: it’s shit just like every other blog out there. I know that. But I embrace that fact!
What the hell is the point of the Internet?
And more importantly, is it evil?
Do you know of some greatness that the Internet has brought to your life?
Are you the Internet?
Are you a robot?
Are you an I.T. person?
Do you have zero personality and a girlfriend with horn-rimmed spectacles and greasy hair?
Do you tuck in your shirt?
I give a damn!
The Internet is a direct reflection of our real world.
It’s almost like “You are what you eat”.
We’re all living in a compendium of cacophonous kaka.
Hence, everything in the Internet is made of it.
It all seems so clear now…….