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List of Shit Actors – Part 5

There are so many shit actors inflicting themselves on innocent, defenceless viewers.

Here is part 5 of the Worlds Shittiest Actors.

Greg Kinnear

I hate him in anything I’ve seen him in. He is a bad daytime soap actor who obviously sleazed his way in with the big Hollywood players. Maybe he can get his hands on good drugs or he has some other ‘special talents’?

Cuba Gooding Jnr

He won an Oscar for Jerry Maguire. He made Peral Harbor. He was in the crap Love Boat style movie with Roger Moore. I rest my case.

Anthony Hopkins

He plays the same part in every film he has ever been in. That wouldn’t be such a problem if the part he played was good – but it’s usually shit.

Silence of the Lambs is one of the worst movies to get the Oscar. Roger Corman would be proud of Anthony Hopkins hammy performance.

He was in Bad Company to. Shoot him.

Jake Gyllenhaal

Donnie Darko? Shit. Shit actor with the emotion of tree bark.

Jarhead was an insulting movie to people who value entertainment and joy. He should be excommunicated from Hollywood.

Pierce Brosnan

Look up smug in the dictionary and you’ll find Pierce Brosnan’s name.

In Remington Steele he was surrounded by more annoying actors that him so he seemed all right.

He was the smuggest of all Bond’s.

He’s smug in everything since Bond.

Why so smug, Pierce?

Stop it!

James Dean

What?, you say. James Dean is shit?

Check out his 3 movies. His acting is bizarre and unnatural. He pulls all these weird faces and strange gestures.

He took good pictures but as an actor he was shit.

Alyson Hannigan

Shit in Buffy and shit in American Pie. Shit actress who isn’t funny or clever. And she’s a ginger whinger.

Part 6 is gonna be a stunner.

Or maybe just pretty hot.

On second thoughts – maybe just luke warm.