A List of Some Really Shit Actors and Actresses January 8, 2009
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Here’s something original: a list!
A list, that is, of really shit actors and actresses.
When you’re sitting down to watch a movie or TV show, you know that that magical moment is ruined when one of the following shit heads enters the shot.
Here’s some of those previously mentioned ‘Shit heads’.
You may disagree with my opinion but I’ll have to disagree with your shitty views too.
Ricardo Montalban.
The guy from Fantasy Island. Smug. When you see him you know theres a 97% chance you are watching a shit TV movie.
Is he dead?
Julia Roberts.
I don’t want to watch her attitude for 2 and a half hours. Fuck off.
Sandra Bullock. Speed= good. Everything else is crap.
She looks good in the picture above. She could play Miss Piggy in a live-action Muppets movie.
Hugh Grant.
When you see this man in a movie you know he will play the same part all the time – a tosser.
Judi Dench.
Rotten, decrepit old windbag. Probably a lovely woman in real life but she stinks of shit, boring movies with fancy dresses and nothing happening in them. And thats just the Bond stuff.
George Wendt.
The fat guy from Cheers. A real shitty actor who plays the ‘fat guy’ or Santa. A fat man who isn’t funny. For shame, George. For shame!
Michael Rapaport.
A total waste of space. A crap actor who does weird faces when ‘acting. Last seen in Prison Break playing a tosser. This man should be burned at the stake.
Will Smith.
Look at his smug face. He plays smug. In everything. He’s a smug man. And now he’s inflicting his stupid kid on the movies too. As if his wife Jada Pinkett wasn’t enough to contend with….
There are more but I can’t think of them right now. Out of this list I’d say Michael Rapaport is the most evil and shit.
With a bit of luck he’ll become extinct soon.
I’ll add to this wonderful list if I’m bothered.
I would run Michael Rappaport down with my car if I saw him. His crap show The War at Home fucked up my TV watching schedule.
Maybe I was a bit harsh when I said I’d run Micheal Rappaport down with my car. I wouldn’t stop anyone else from doing it though. Why should my insurance rates have to go up?
Who’s the first guy on the list? I’ve never seen him before.
The first guy is Ricardo Montalban.
He’s probably dead. He was in fantasy Island and Star Trek: the Wrath of Khan and episodes of Columbo and stuff like that.
He’s a suave Latin type. He usually plays suave, Latin wealthy men with evil plans to kill/destroy/do nasty stuff.
In Fantasy Island he hung around with a dwarf Asian butler – the little guy Nik Nak from James bonds The Man with the Golden Gun.