MERRY CHRISTMAS December 21, 2008
Posted by jesusbudda in Uncategorized.Tags: Christmas, comedy, funny, humor, Jesus Budda, satire
2 comments
Yeah, Merry Christmas to everyone.
You looking forward to Christmas time?
Yeah?
Did I detect a head nod?
Is that a ‘yes’?
Good.
Doing anything ‘nice’?
Have any nice decorations?
I don’t care really. What you do is your own business. Between yourself and your conscience, thats what I say.
If you don’t want to say anything, then fine – thats alright with me.
Anyways, I’d just like to say a special MERRY CHRISTMAS to all the fools, idiots, weirdo’s and freaks that have visited the site since it was created a few months back.
Your visits have helped propel www.jesusbudda.wordpress.com into the top 100 billion websites in the World. Yes, you heard it correctly: this site is amongst the most popular websites in the world – well if you class having the odd view here and there as a massive success.
MERRY CHRISTMAS from Jesus Budda!
Heres a picture of a cat to show my appreciation.
Fudge! December 13, 2008
Posted by jesusbudda in Uncategorized.Tags: comedy, food, fudge, funny, humor, Jesus Budda, pictures, satire
add a comment
Do you like fudge?
Oh, ya do, do ya? Well so do I.
Food fudge, that is. What were you talking about?
Oh.
Well, I’m sure you like food fudge too.
Here’s some pictures of fudge.
Random? Yes.
Welcome? Well, yeah… I suppose…
Thats some nice looking fudge.
Very fancy.
Someone making fudge. Seems like their doing a great job. Or maybe they’re just stirring their own sh*t?
Looks lovely on a plate, don’t ya think? Very nice.
That’s ver yellow looking fudge. I’m hungry now.
That looks like dog sh*t. I’d still eat it with a nice cup of tea.
This was another pointless posting but if you like fudge then maybe you got a slight thrill.
I’d love some fudge right now.
Christmas Time in Jesus Budda Land! December 6, 2008
Posted by jesusbudda in Uncategorized.Tags: Jesus Budda, comedy, humor, funny, funny pictures, Jesus, Christmas, funny Christmas, Santa Claus, Star Wars
add a comment
It’s getting closer and closer to Christmas!
Can you feel it?
Neither can I.
About time some Christmas cheer and lovely joy was spread from me -Jesus Budda – to you – sad loser.
Think of all the wonderful presents you got from Santy Claus over the years. Weren’t they great?
Ok, some were a bit crappy, but they were just the extra bits and bobs that get tossed in to fill up the presents pile on Christmas morning.
The best toy I ever got was probably something from Star Wars. Now, I was never a fan of the films but I loved the toys. God bless George Lucas for the effort he told his magical toy monkey’s to put into making Star Wars toys and figures!
Are you a bit of a Christmas hater?
Well, get off the site now, ya stupid, hateful twat.
This site is for Christmas love and wonder. No haters allowed here.
For some reason – and I don’t know if this was common amongst others – but in our house we used to put money in a sock for Santa Claus. A coin was enough.
Why?
Now that I think about it, it seems strange. I’ve never hard of anyone else doing this. Tooth fairy, yes. Santa Claus, no.
Anyway, the money was nearly always gone. Sometimes he didn’t bother taking it. I can understand. What would he do with such a pathetic amount of money? Buy a lollipop. The man doesn’t need lollipops.
Maybe it was for parking his sleigh or something.
Ahhh, he’s a great man, isn’t he?
Best damn man ever. Better than Jesus Christ? Damn straight. No preaching crap from Santa Claus. He has one rule and one rule alone – be nice and not naughty. And even if you are naughty he’ll still do good by you. He’s just a lovely man.
I nominate Santa Claus as the greatest figure in history and the nicest man ever.
Who’s with me?
He’s got the best damn beard ever too. Just look at the beard on him in this picture. Fantastic! Big, hairy motherf*cker full of Christmas joy by the bagful.
