Jesusbudda’s Weblog

It is, isn’t it?
Well, the ’sarcastic’ bit. The naked munchkin is just random nonsense.
Oh, go on. Here’s a damn picture for you!

Every time Jesus Budda (there he goes with the whole ’speaking in the third person’ thing again) say’s something it’s automatically assumed that he’s being sarcastic.

Person: “What do you think of that rock?”

Jesus Budda: “It’s crap”.

Person: (Laughing) “Oh, you are so sarcastic!”

Jesus Budda: “I’m being honest. I think it’s crap”.

Person: “oh, you are such a kidder!”

See?

Being sarcastic and cynical means that everything (and I mean everything) you say is automatically perceived as being sarcastic/cynical.

Fat woman: “What do you think of my baby?”

Jesus Budda: (honestly) “it’s a lovely baby”.

Fat Woman: “F*ck you! Sarcastic bastard. That’s my lovely baby you’re talking about!”

You just can’t win, can you?

Trapped in a world of cynicism and sarcasm. No escape. No hope.

Why is Jesus Budda typing this crap?
Well, I left a comment on this site yesterday for a very funny man I’m acquainted with (not exactly in that way, despite what those naked photographs may suggest) called Duncan Whitehead- it was just something like “I appreciate your comments”.
Well, I just re-read it and it sound sarcastic.
But it’s not!
It’s genuine. I do appreciate the comments on this site from Duncan or any other pathetic, retarded losers out there.

Damn sarcastic curse Jesus Budda must live with.

Curses on you accursed curse!!!!!
I curse you to hell, goddammit.