Jesusbudda’s Weblog

“Naked Babe Mind Nazi”? What the hell is that? Good title whatever it means. Here’s a picture for those who came here from a search engine:

Now to the Jesus Budda rant:

I’ve suddenly realized that an awful lot of people that type crap on websites and forums are complete and utter twats, racists and losers.

Yes, I understand that that includes me. – well the twat and loser part anyways.

But what’s most worrying is that I’ve come to realize that these views are not just the nonsensical babbling’s of nerds. Some of these people feel secure in letting their real identities be know. What losers! (Speaking of course from the perspective of an actual ‘loser’ in the traditional sense of the word).

I admit I talk an awful lot of rubbish. But it’s harmless rubbish. World War 1, time travel, monkey’s, pigs, ugly babies – you know what Jesus Budda’s about.

Jesus Budda has no aspirations above telling lies about stupid crap. What you see is what you get. (Don’t you just hate it when someone speaks of them self in the third-person. Jesus Budda hates that)

Politics, elections, banking mess-ups: Jesus Budda could give a sh*t about them.

Jesus Budda is never vicious about ordinary folk.

Now you’re probably thinking “what the hell is this idiot talking about? Where are the ugly baby pictures?”. Well the thing is that I can’t stand people (human beings, that is) getting worked up about things that just don’t really matter.

Take emigration/immigration for instance. Whiners going on and on (not Jesus Budda) about the amount of foreigners coming into a country and ’stealing’ their jobs, houses, money, furniture, etc.

Get the fuck! (Oh no, not the ‘foreigners. You stay where you are. I’m referring to the whiners here).

So long as no one steals your actual posessions or tries to hurt you or your loved ones physically you shouldn’t give a damn.

Moan, moan, moan. “All my taxes going towards you buying drugs and killing kittens!”, they cry.

Fuck off, fool. Your beloved taxes are there because you put up with a system of government that creates them. Don’t like the system? Well then get the fuck out or get rid of your government!

The World is a big place (I’ve seen the atlas) but humans are such needy little fuckers that they can’t help cramming in together in tight spaces. And when they’re (I say ‘they’ because I am not a human after all) all clumped together they suddenly start wondering what happens next. What should they do?

Fools are all talking and chattering amongst each other that nobody knows what’s going on. Some tosser decides it’d be better if they all spoke in turn. Trouble is that there’s so many people that it’d take a hundred billion years to just listen to what each has to say – and time is not on their side. Especially Tony’s side.

I think I’ll insert an image here to break up the flow of this magnificent rant.

It’s a shoe with a smiley face.

Now, back to the rant.

When was the last time a government ’spoke’ on your behalf? The last time you got something out of a government policy. I’ don’t care what country/region you’re from, it doesn’t matter.

While you’re scratching your head I’ll continue.

Nobody likes government or politicians. Everybody hates them Even politicians hate them Then why in hell do people put up with them?!

Oh, the country would collapse if they weren’t there.

Why the hell – after all the centuries of human achievement in science, technology and medicine – do people still accept the way things are.

5-day working week? Why? Why 5 days? Religion isn’t as important any more, so all that Sabbath rest-day malarkey shouldn’t apply. Why not make it a full 7-day week? Go the whole hog.

24-hour day? Make it 70. Fuck the Sun! If it keeps people from thinking and more time ‘doing’ then it’s gotta make things run smoother? Shouldn’t it?

When Jesus Budda thinks of the animal world he sees that, generally, things balance themselves out: the queen bee gets treated like a queen (how fitting for a Queen bee) and has the attention of millions to care for her. But the downside is she can never leave the hive.

There should always be a downside to power, luxury and control.

Unfortunately that doesn’t seem to apply to humans.

I will finish this rant with another picture. It’s of a dancing cat. I think it illustrates my point perfectly. (‘purrfectly’ for those who like puns or are retarded)