Tee Hee Hee… September 24, 2008
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Tee hee hee…..
Tee hee hee….
Hee hee hee…
Giggles….
Oh, I am naughty…
Funny Monkey Pictures! September 24, 2008
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The heading say’s it all!
Well, actually, it doesn’t.
It sould have read “Funny Monkey pictures…and other hilarious primates from the animal kingdom”.
I think we’re all agreed that monkeys (primates) are vastly superior the human beings in every way.
They are stronger, can climb better, have more hair, have great teeth, can clap their hands louder than any man or woman – and they also look very much like we do!
What’s not to like?
You say ‘cheeky monkey’, not ‘cheeky human being’. Fact.
Monkey’s (primates – I don’t know why I just type primates), are officially the funniest creature ever to be photographed. Ever!
Here is the evidence of these lovable fellows being both funny and cute.
Awwwwwww….
And he doesn’t even have any legs.
Come on. The word funny was designed for moments like these.
Looks so like so many humans. Except naked. If he had more visible ears and a piano he’d be Barry Manilow.
The human equivalent of this fellow hang around outside amusement arcades and beg. Give him a few tacky fake gold chains and a vest and he’d blend in perfectly.
I’ve used this image a few times before. He looks like a black nerd. Ya know, one of those rare uncool black guys who studies and wears pants that are too short. Still far cooler than the average white guy, though. A very funny and unusual monkey, I’m sure you’ll agree.
So like us. Well, you.
A contender for the most ‘human- like monkey’ ever. I wonder if they feel embarrassed?
This monkey is carrying a dog? Is he wearing underpants? I hope so.
Monkey’s are so funny that I could fill a few more posts with images of them.
I think I will. Soon.
Funny Nazi’s September 23, 2008
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Funny Nazi’s?
How could tha be possible? Nazi#’s were probably the scummiest b*stards ever to inflict themselves on the face of the Earth.
Well, those scumbags had their comedy moments in between mass extermination, slaughter, destruction and mindless violence.
Here are the pictures to prove it.
Enjoy these hilarious Nazi’s!
Erm…..
Ohhhh…..
He killed mice.
Many joined just for the cool uniforms, ya know?
They claimed they were ’supermen’. I think not. Just stupid b*stards with blond hair.
This lad was the ringleader. Possibly the campest leader of a psychotic nation since….well, the President of Netherlands Antilles. Watch that guy. He’s trouble.
Good Lord! A full scale Nazi rally. Thousands flocked to see Hitler perform various feats of musical skill using his electric mouth-organ which he learned to play while imprisoned and between the writing of Mein Kampf (his collection of Manga comic strips which he used to spread his beliefs to his followers and especially the youth movement).
I just put this here because it’s a funny cat that looks like Hitler. This cat has apparently no association with the Nazi group. Or so it’s owner claims. He is a racist scumbag, though.
If they had taken over the World like they planned, this is what we’d be drinking our tea from this very day. Chilling.
Well, I think I’ve shown a lighter side of the Nazi’s.
Jesus Christ was a funny guy September 20, 2008
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Jesus Christ is usually portrayed as, let’s me honest, a bit dull.
Surely he wasn’t just the type of guy who wandered around aimlessly spouting goobledigoop and acting like a depressed teenager the whole time?
Of course not!
Here are some images to show how much fun the real Jesus Christ was.
Jesus doing the “YMCA” dance.
Jesus when he went to space that time. Remember? He was the only one who made it back alive.
Ahh, the forgotten ad campaign he embarked on in the late 80’s. Almost killed his career.
See? The real Jesus was a fun guy. He may have died on a cross, supposedly for our sins – however that was supposed to help – but at the end of the day he loved a good laugh and a giggle.
He hated priests and especially all the popes. Except Dave XVI. He liked him. Liked the cut of his jib and his swagger. Catholic Church of course had all mention of him removed from the record books.
More Funny Pictures of Stuff: This time it’s Pigs! September 17, 2008
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Funny pigs?
Well, I never!
I was actually gonna do a posting about funny cows but there is a severe lack of funny images of cows on the Internet. I’d describe the pictures I’ve seen as more artistic than funny. I’d appreciate some farmers taking the time out of their schedule to take a few snapshots of their animals and post them. For Gods sake, the world needs pictures of funny cows more than you can imagine.
I’m sure you’ve heard me talking about how beautiful pigs eyes are. And they are. But they are also creepy creatures and dangerous. An angry, wild pig is a fearsome beast.
Here are some examples of funny (yet creepy) pigs:
You can’t beat the first picture of the smiling pig. Beautiful smile.
And the pig riding the bicycle is great too.
The guy dressed like a ’super pig’ is kinda sad, really. I’m sure he’s dead now. Possibly beaten to death by his nurses.
I think it will be horse pictures next. Horses are always good for a laugh.
Creepy-looking Freaky Funny Baby Pictures! September 16, 2008
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After the extravaganza of the past few days, I decided to continue adding some funny images I’ve come across.
This time it’s those lovable rogues, babies.
All the babies featured in this gallery are 100% real and un-altered by computer trickery.
That could be a lie.
Check these freaks out!
The one with the hand holding the baby like a kitten is seriously freaky!
And the one of the baby looking at the doll is surreal.
And what about the look on the grumpy baby’s face. He’ll end up looking exactly the same when he reaches 85 years of age!
God knows what other sh*t pictures I’ll add in the coming day,s weeks, months, years, infinity….
Cats are taking over the world (and getting freakier looking!) September 15, 2008
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Yesterday I wrote about dogs. Today, it’s the turn of our beloved feline friend ‘the cat’.
Wait until you get a load of these freaky creatures!
Cats are famous for their ability to not give a sh*t about anyone or anything yet can waste precious time chasing a ball of sting.
They lick their bottoms but dig little, tiny holes to do their sh*t in. In fact they almost seem embarressed being watched. I suppose it’s understandable: I wouldn’t like someone standing over me while I did my business.
Ok, enough talk. On with the freaky cat pictures!
What can I say?
The Cat-fly image is very disturbing. A household pest, they are.
Who knows what freaky animal’s will be featured on the Jesus Budda website next?
I sure as sh*t don’t have a clue!
Where are all the dogs appearing from? September 14, 2008
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Have you noticed it?
The dogs, that is?
Lots of them. Everywhere. There are more and more of them appearing. On leashes. Being walked mostly by women. All shapes and sizes. Greyhounds, Labradors, collie’s, you name the breed and they are there somewhere. Lurking. Waiting. Watching. Barking. Panting. Chasing their tails. Chasing other dogs tails. Sniffing pooh from other dogs.
Here are some examples to elaborate on this point.
Study them closely and pay attention, because one day you might just bump into one of them and could get licked or worse.
Just look at those creepy motherf*ckers!
Imagine what their owners look like?
Don’t say you haven’t been warned. Because you have. Been warned, that is.
Cats are next to come.
