Jesusbudda’s Weblog

I was shocked to notice that all the women at this years Beijing Olympics (as opposed to last years Beijing Olympics) were all competing stark, raving naked!

I was shocked and terrified. I was speechless. Why? What was the meaning of this outrageous behavior.

In a word: sponsorship.

A popular sporting goods manufacturer – who shall remain nameless – felt that they would entice viewers to watch the track and field events if they persuaded the Olympic authorities to change the governing rules so that all female competitors compete without their clothes.

This sporting goods manufacturer – who shall continue to remain nameless even though they are named after a Greek God and are represented by a swish ident – paid (bribed) the Olympic b*stards to inflict this pain on us. Degrading stuff by Nike (oops!)

But, the Chinese government (ever devious, twisted and evil like a cow) foiled the American sporting goods giant – who shall remain nameless, although their name begins with an ‘N’, ends with an ‘E’ and has an ‘I’ and a ‘K’ in the middle – by using clever computer manipulation to superimpose clothes on the sporting stars!

Genius!!!!

But if you looked closely (very closely) you would have noticed that their ‘costumes’ were very skin tight.

I may return with more Olympics facts. Or not.

JB