Jesusbudda’s Weblog

Some people call me the space cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice, for I speak of the pompetiss of love.

But my name is Jesus Budda and I am proud of that fact.

I walk. I talk. I bite my nails.

I am Jesus Budda. I am an Olympic competitor. I am a modern day Gladiator of the Ping Pong table.

I am the destroyeer of mankinds (in a purely ping-pong sense of the word ‘destroyer’.

I’ just thought I’d let you know. What the hell, it’s not gonna harm anyone, is it?

JB