Jesusbudda’s Weblog

Yes, I am. This is not a figment of your fertile imagination. It is 100% real. Well 99.8% real (roughly).

Where have I been for the past short while, you may ask? OR maybe you don’t want to ask. Maybe you think that that would be too nosy. But fret not, as I will give you an answer.

I suffered a collapsed lung.

Yes, that’s right, a collapsed lung. How or why I will never know. Strange and weird.

Things happen, you know. Every day infact.

Why only yesterday I noticed something happening. It wasn’t very impostant or Earth-shattering – but it ahppened and that’s what matters. And I witnessed it in all it’s banal glory.

Things re fantastic!

What a great word. Says so much yet describes so little. “Things”. Nice word. One of the best, I’d say.

Anyway, what I’ve just said could be a complete lie and have no baring on reality.

If a compulsive liar comes up to you and tells you that they are a compulsive liar, would you believe them?

I’m not sure what I’d think if they approached me. I’d probably ignore them and continue on. Or do what I do when the Jehovah’s Witnesses come knocking – shoot them.

Only kidding. I invite them in and share a delightful meal with them and discuss ‘The Watchtower’ over a lovely cup of tea.

‘The Watchtower’ is just like a kiddies Bible really, isn’t it?

Very childish and innocent religion I feel. A nice version of Catholicism. Have Jehovah’s Witnesses ever harmed anyone? I don’t know myself the answer, but I’ll guess that they keep themselves to themselves. Seem a bit boring really. Although Prince is one. Imagine him coming around to your door one afternoon with a bunch of magazines and a purple curly guitar under his arm? Freaky!

Well taht’s it for now. I will return with more nonsense.

JB