My Murdered Nigerian (possible) Son is Alive! Alive I tell ya! May 16, 2008
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Good Lord!
The Nigerian child I think could possibly be my son is not dead but alive, it turns out!
Amazing news I’m sure you’ll agree. The boy’s name is Henman and he’s from Nigeria and I’ve kinda adopted him. He went missing for a few weeks after a triumphant return from an absense of a number of months (nobody knew where he was back then).
So I naturally presumed he was abducted, ritually murdered and evisorated by a teenage girl who writes on
theSpoof.com. Naturally.
Well he’s back. And he’s alive and well.
That’s it really.
I think he might be sniffing around me because he wants a piece of the religion I’m setting up. Too late , sonny. I have no time for a prodigal son in my cult.
JB
“The boy’s name is Henman and he’s from Nigeria”
Nah, that’s Idi Amin Dada when he was a lad
I am his da-da.
He calls me pa-pa.
We get along great. He especially likes it when I tie him to a stake and feed him to King Kong. You should hear him squeal!
Little legs like a centipede. I realese him just before he actually gets devoured – naturally.
JB