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Dear esteemed friend.

I am writing to you on behalf of the estate of the former governor General of Southern Nigeria, the esteemed Mr. Ponguptu Banjanwanju. Following the tragic death of Mr. Banjanwanju in an ice-cream accident near his local orphanage, I have been ordered by my esteemed superiors at the Institute of Gullibility to inform you that you are the sole beneficiary of the Genral’s estate. This money comes to the toatl amount of US$75 Billion which I an entrusted to deliver to you in silver dollars.

In order for you to receive the money, you must first supply me with your banking details and the keys to your car and house. In our country this is how our esteemed legal system operates. If you cannot provide me with these items within 7 working days, then I shall have no option but to burn the money in a big fire outside the children’s orphanage in the town of Adepogu. The children are sick and orphans and many have asthma so I fear some may die from the smoky, toxic fumes.

Please, kind Sir/Madam, respond to this eamil in the strictes tof confidence and we shall make much communication and arrangements for the shipment of your US$75 Billion.

Yours sincerely,

Honorable, Mr. Winston Jinjinbingobangowolawola H.S.R.Y.tec

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Now then, that’s the kind of email I love getting 27 times every day!

I’m Jesus Budda, and I welcome you to my little website over here on jesusbudda.wordpress.com.

You can also find me on www.theSpoof.com and www.CELEBATHON.com where I write mad things about mad people and events. Most of it completly true and not insulting, sarcastic, scandelous or defamatory towards Hollywood drunken murderes, child starlet racists and religious leaders.

Call me JB. I like being called that. Makes me feel like a man. Not that I’m not a man or anything…because I am…a man.

JB