Fuck off and Die, you Fucking Fuck! August 17, 2009
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You know those times when you get a little angry and you feel that you need to express said anger verbally using a combination of words?
Those times when you stub your toe, or you come across someone/something/some creature/some event that really, REALLY gets your goat?!!!
Ahhh, so you do know what I’m referring to!
It’s those moments when you just let loose with a stream of nonsensical expletives that usually contains several “fucks”, “fuckers”, “cocksuckers”, “pricks”, “assholes”, “motherfuckers”, “cunts”, “dickheads”, shitheads” and such like.
My question is this: Why are these words so especially suited to such occasions?
Why is the word “FUCK” so magical?
You can list off a sentence such as the following and get your point across quite well, I feel:
“Fuck you, you fucking fucked-up fucking little motherfucking fuck-faced fucker!”
Why in God’s almighty fucking name is the word fuck so fucking fabulous?!
You bang your head on the edge of a table or fall out of bed: what do you say?
Fuck!
you don’t say: “jeekers!”
I truly believe that you could get by and have entire conversations using the word FUCk and certain variations on it.
Here is an everyday scenario:
You walk into a local shop to purchase a box of Corn Flakes. You go to the checkout girl and casually start a conversation…..
Customer: Fucking!
Checkoutgirl: Excuse me?
Customer: Fucking!!!!
Checkoutgirl: Ohhhh! (laughs) You fucking fuck!
Customer: (Laughing back heartily) Fuck me, you are a fucking fuck of a fucker.
Checkoutgirl: Ohhhh! (Bashful) fuck off, you fuck! Fucking fucked up fuck, you motherfucking fuck.
Customer: (Romantically) Fancy a fuckety fuck at the fucking fucked up fuckers fuck?
Checkoutgirl: Ohhhh! (Excited) Fucking A!
Customer: (Pleased) Frilly fuck around fucking 8 ‘o fuck. Fuckety-fucking fuck, pip!
Checkoutgirl: Ohhhh! (Smiling) Fuck off fucking later, fucker!
And the guy waves to the checkout girl as he merrily leaves the shop with his box of cereal neatly tucked under his arm, as he rushes home to get ready for their big date later that evening.
Is FUCK the most useful word of all?
Trapped on a desert Island?
Don’t bother writing SOS in the sand – write FUCK instead.
It will immediately get attention.
Curious passersby in airplanes will think that you may be offering sexual favors.
Angry sailors who would otherwise not bother rescuing a castaway would have no problem going to inspect an inland in which someone offended them by directing the expression “Fuck!” at them!
Alien beings will recognize the expression as a commonly heard phrase used by humanoids all across the World and maybe beam you aboard their flying saucer!
And with that I bid you fuck off!
Make Your Own Story August 13, 2009
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Hello, pricks!
Today I’m giving you all (which, admittedly, probably only refers to two or three people) the chance to make your own story!!!
Whoopeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will provide some random images and it’s up to you, the reader of this sacred website, to invent a story to go along with these wonderful pictures.
Whoopeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The great thing about this is that I get to do fuck all work and save my energy for finer pursuits such as watching the television or making a cup of tea.
So what’re you waiting for, cockface?!!!!
Start inventing a story!!!!!!!
Erm,…….Whoopeeeee…………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now off you go and make a story and don’t come back until you’ve got one. Or two. Or three.
Good bless you all, motherfuckers.
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder August 12, 2009
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Hello, friends!
Today I’d like to talk about beauty.
Have you ever seen a hideously deformed, hairy man with a stunningly attractive woman?
Of course you have!
Naturally you presume that the girl is with the toad because he must be rich, rich, rich!
But this is not always the case.
Take for instance the other day: I was walking along, minding my own beeswax when I spy a freak-show of a man with a very beautiful brunette young lady.
Now, I happen to know that this man is shit poor, so she’s not with him for his money.
Even if he lied to her and told her that he was an eccentric ugly bastard from a dynasty of wealthy kings she would never believe him.
He is a very honest person so would never lie.
He is a freak of nature and it’s plain to see.
But why then was she with him?
Some would say that he possibly has a huge penis.
This is a reasonable assumption but that would not explain how it even got to the stage where she would actually see it!
Maybe he has a stunning personality?
It’s possible, but again, its unlikely that he would get the chance to show this “amazing personality” because his deformities would be way too distracting.
Maybe he smells nice
Plainly untrue. I’ve smelled him and he stinks. Ok, that’s untrue – he merely has no scent whatsoever. He is a ‘mute’ scent. He is an aroma free zone.
No, it is simply down to the beautiful young woman seeing something in the freak that nobody else does.
A perfect example of beauty in the eye of the beholder.
It works both ways.
Freaky men with beautiful women, and freaky women with good-looking men.
It tends to be more noticeable when you see freaky men with hot women though.
What is hot and what is not?
Again, it depends on the person’s personal choice and tastes.
I am a freak.
Its plainly obvious but some people seem to like me occasionally.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Considered two beautiful people together for photo opportunities and occasional baby adoption purposes.
I think Pitt looks like a gerbil.
Others will disagree.
Yes, he is an attractive man, but there’s something not quite right….
As for Angelina, I have issues with her.
She doesn’t seem real, does she?
Her lips scare me slightly and she seems to be a cross between Lara Croft in Tomb Raider videogames and that famous image of the Afghani girl from the cover of Time magazine years ago.
She creeps me out lately rather than turns me on.
And putting the two of them together seems a bit Ken and Barbie – except weirder.
I’ve never got Julia Roberts.
I’m sure she’s a lovely woman but I just don’t like her.
But, I do have a thing for Jennifer Connelly.
I used to think she was a bit of a pain, but after seeing her in the Hulk and that utterly shit Leonardo diCaprio film The Blood Diamond, I grew very attracted to her.
I’m not suggesting I wanked off to her!
Well……..maybe just the once……
Leonardo DiCaprio!
He’s clearly a gay schoolboy.
I doesn’t take a genius to work out how he got his BIG break in Hollywood, now does it!
He has a little boy face – actually, scrap that, he has a little GIRL face. A little RETARDED girl’s face!
They give him tough roles to play in the movies but it is plain to see that Woody Allen would kick his scrawny ass!
Penelope Cruz?
I think she is beautiful like a little Spanish mouse.
There’s something cute about her and you just know she would fit perfectly in your pocket and be a good laugh.
Why you would need to put her in your pocket is anybodies guess….
Look, I’m getting sidetracked here! I’m supposed to be discussing that freaky ugly guy I saw on the street the other say with the beautiful woman.
The thing is, an ugly guy with a hot woman is like a nectar-filled flower – he will attract more and more hot females simply because they will feel that he has something ‘special’.
Getting the first girl will lead to others!
It’s the same with married men.
Married men will stand a better chance of attracting beautiful women than a single guy.
It must be something to do with the other women using marriage as a measure of desirability – a man who is married (especially to a cute woman) is obviously something to lust after. Even if he’s an ugly bastard!!!
I think that there is a limit to beauty.
Somebody can be too beautiful. You need to find the acceptable limit of beauty to suit your needs.
Think about it: an ugly man who dates a gorgeous model will forever have trouble if he sticks with her. He will feel under pressure all the time he’s around her as others stare and point.
His only hope will be to seek out a woman who is more on his level.
Somebody who he can be himself with and not have to always feel insecure and uncomfortable around.
So, in conclusion, I think that the guy I saw on the street will enjoy his short period of time with the voluptuous woman and then eventually seek out an equally ugly hag as time goes on.
Only then will he have happiness and peace.
Yet, even then, the cycle will continue as he lusts after another voluptuous lady, break up and seek solace in another ugly skank….and so on and so on.
Confucius say – “More Fun Than You Can Shake A Stick At” August 11, 2009
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Have you ever heard the expression “more fun than you can shake a stick at”?
What a strange saying.
The question’s it raises are these:
1: Why would you feel the need to shake a stick at such fun things?
2: How much fun exactly would be required in order to produce a reaction that would involve you deciding to shake a stick at it?
3: If you are having “more fun that you could shake a stick at”, then is their an increasing scale of objects/implements you would then use instead: for instance if you went 120% beyond the limits of an acceptable level of “fun” would you then start shaking a sword?
4: What do you shake when you aren’t having fun?
5: And finally: have you ever seen anyone having so much fun that they spontaneously started shaking a stick? Me neither.
Seeing an old man shaking a walking stick when angry, yes.
But when happy – not a chance, matey.
Expressions like these are really, really odd.
Ya gotta wonder where they come from.
And why.
Which strangely leads me on to talking about the wise sayings of Confucius.
There are many tales of Confucius’ wisdom and magical adventures.
Here’s a popular one:
Confucius and his gang passed a cemetery where a woman was crying and sobbing like a little baby at a graveside. She told them she was crying because a tiger there had first killed her father in law, then her husband and finally her son.
Now that’s what I call bad luck!
The weeping woman was asked why she did not fuck off and stop hanging around in a place where a tiger was eventually gonna bite her head off too
The stupid cow answered that she stayed here because in this place there was no oppressive government.
What a strange thing to say! This woman was clearly a nutcase!!!!!
“Remember this, my children,” said wise Confucius, “oppressive government is fiercer and more feared than a tiger.”
And then he stoked his wispy beard and fucked off as quickly as he could because he didn’t want his bits chewed by a hungry tiger too! – Probably.
Now I don’t know about you, but I would rather take my chance with an oppressive government than being stuck with a man-eating tiger!
Confucius famously said: “Respect the gods, but have as little to do with them as possible.”
He was right, ya know!
But the fools were so in awe of his wise words that they turned him into a God anyways.
People, eh! They’ll never learn.
Its not good enough to just accept that the man said a few things that were witty, clever or was just some good sensible advice – 0h no, they had to go all the way and make him into some divine being!
You’re probably wondering how I got from talking about shaking sticks for fun, to then talking about Confucius and government oppression versus man-eating tigers?
Part of me wonders the same thing too.
Asian men with wizened faces and long white beards tend to come out with wise sayings a lot.
Why is that?
Can you imagine listening as intently to the “wisdom” of a man named Barry who enjoys eating burgers and mending car engines?
Or Dave, the man who bores everyone at the bus stop with his sermons on stamp collecting and habit for eating his own snot?
What about Tracy, the pregnant teenager who likes shoplifting dresses that don’t fit and eating directly from the Corn Flakes box?
Tracy say: “One must narrow ones eyes to see into the distance”.
Tracy say: “Even the strongest man cannot halt the flowing of the waves”.
Tracy say: “The bitter taste of defeat is far worse than a sucked lemon”.
Tracy say: “The nail that protrudes the most always gets hammered back in”.
Doesn’t have the same ring to it as compared to if our good friend Confucius had said it, does it ?!!
I will leave you with these final words of Tracy wisdom:
Tracy say: “The 3-legged man will never find comfortable underwear”.
Guns Don’t Kill People – Bullets Do! August 10, 2009
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Do you own a gun?
Why?
Do you like guns?
That’s understandable. They are quite pretty.
But why do you want to own one?
Is it for protection?
From what?
Oh, I see! Robbers, muggers, murderers, Indians, Nazi’s, sea monsters!
Listen, keep the gun and hang it on your wall for all to see and gaze in wonder at, but please don’t bother with the bullets. Those things will do harm to somebody.
Oh, so you are worried that I want to take away your beloved guns and ammunition, eh?
Afraid that I’ll leave you defenseless when those sea-monsters come a calling?
Or those marauding street gangs in their pimp-mobiles coming to pop a cap in yo’ white ass, mo-fo?
Why do they want to pop a cap in yo’ ass, anyway?
What did you do to upset them so?
Oh, I see, you live in a “bad neighborhood”.
I suppose reasoning with them isn’t gonna work.
Have you called the police?
“They’re no use”?
Whys that then?
Why are the cops so fucking useless?
Why is enforcing the rule of law so frickin’ difficult?
Why do people have to be so….so…………………… “bold”?
Why do people have to be such bad bastards and cause trouble?
That’s people for you, I suppose.
Bastards, the lot of ‘em!
If everyone had a gun would crime rates drop?
The fuck do I know!
I do know that the majority of violent crimes involve knives, blunt instruments and punching and kicking.
They say the threat of nuclear war helped prevented nuclear war.
I have no idea who “They” are.
“They” say a lot, don’t they?
Would everybody having a gun (and bullets, naturally – pretty useless without those babies) be a deterrent to violent crime?
Well, I don’t know!
I’m just asking the questions here.
We won’t know until they try it.
You’d be less likely to attempt mischief if you thought you’d get your head blown off!
But it all depends on the people though, doesn’t it?
A nutter’s a nutter. They don’t give a fuck regardless. It’s in their nature.
They’ll do bad against someone with a weapon even if their armed only with a tea spoon!
Should armies be equipped with water pistols?
It would certainly cut down on all that horrible death and maiming business.
And lets face it – everyone likes water pistols!
Or people could settle their arguments by other non-violent means.
Egg and spoon races.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Pie-eating contest.
Crossword puzzles.
Can you imagine the armies of the future facing off against each other pen in hand to see who can solve an anagram puzzle the fastest?
I thought guns were supposed to even the playing field as far as battle was concerned?
They lied.
The same stubborn, frumpy bastards are the ones who get the guns while the timid, mild-mannered lot get left behind.
It’s a crying shame.
Guns were supposed to allow everyone to participate in mindless, senseless murder, mayhem and butchery.
But instead of giving babies, old blind ladies and handicapped people a chance, the guns are always given to strong, muscular, agile, fit men first.
If you are a muscular he-man with rippling muscles and are capable of running the 100 meter sprint in less than 12 seconds you should never get a gun (well, at least not the bullets).
Usain Bolt should never be given a gun. He is far too fast for my liking.
So, I will leave you today, friends, with this simple question: are you deserving of a gun and, if so, would you feel comfortable stuffing one down your trousers?
I think the cold metal would be way too much pressed against your soft flesh – not taking into account the threat of blowing your balls off.
Good day, all.
Jesus Budda
Cult Leader/Friend of Creatures/Lover of talking nonsense
Sick Fucks – Serial Killers August 9, 2009
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Hello, my dear friends.
I would like today to mention some of the sickest motherfuckers in recent history – serial killers.
I will only mention their names and a picture or two, but aside from that not much else.
They are all sick fucks who should have been burnt immediately upon their birth and then put in a very deep hole.
If only time machines were available to death squads….
Here we go:
John Wayne Gacy
Sick fuck.
Fat fuck Prick.
Albert Fish
The sickest fuck of the lot.
Unfortunately the bastard enjoyed being executed.
Utter bastard motherfucking cunt.
Ted Bundy
Sick fuck. Good ridence to you, you sick bastard.
Jeffrey Dahmer
Sick fuck.
At least he was bashed to death. Served ya right, ya prick.
Dennis Neilson
Sick fuck.
The English version of Dahmer – amazingly similar.
Die soon, you prick.
Richard Chase
Sick fuck.
Unbelievable what this sick fuck did.
Fucking nutter.
Andrei Chikatilo
Sick fuck.
Sick Russian motherfucker.
At least he’s dead, thank God.
Thats he one thing about Russians: they shoot their killers in the back of the head as soon as they get the chance.
Sure, they mightn’t always kill the right person, but they eventually get their man.
One Russian police chief once make the remark taht in one particular case they would get a suspect, take him around the back of the station and put a bullet in their head.
If the killings continued they’d get another suspect, take ‘em around back and put a bullet in their head.
They’d keep going this way until the killings stopped.
Unfortunately when the Russian Federation broke up and Ukraine became independent that country abolished the death penalty. They have a whole host of sick fucks (do a search on the INTERNET for Ukrainian serial killers and you’ll know what I’m talking about) that should deservedly been executed for the shit things they did to people.
Right, thats a enough of these bastards for now. There’s so many more, but these assholes are the first that came into Jesus Budda’s mind while typing shit
I can never understand how people write to idiots like these fucking whackjobs in prison.
Whats that about?
Why do (mostly) women feel the need to chase after obviously bonkers, sick, perverted pricks like these?
Is it the danger?
Is it out of boredom?
Are people just fucking stupid????!!!!!
Please don’t bother with these pricks.
Don’t stroke their ego’s (well, the ones that are alive).
Hate them for what they are – sick fucks.
Be nice and kind to people, and animals.
Thats the Jesus Budda way.
Don’;t be a sick fuck and don’t support sick fucks.
It will only end in tragedy.
Lets Party Like its 1999…. August 6, 2009
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When Prince when sang “tonight we’re gonna party like its 1999” I’m sure he never expected that 1999 would have been so shit.
The early 1980’s was a time of wonderment and joy.
People wandered around in baggy clothes and had permed hair and dreamed of what awaited come the 21st century.
They dreamed of flying cars, of living on Mars, or rocket ships to the Moon.
They dreamed of wearing costumes made from tin foil and everything was made from neon tubing.
They dreamed big and expected amazing changes.
And then 1999 came and went with a splutter.
No rocket ships to the Moon on a daily basis, no Mars habitation, no neon buildings…no tin foil clothes.
No wonder Prince kept away and turned recluse.
What did we end up with?
Nothing cool, man!
Nothing!!!!!
I wanted a flying car but instead all I got was sterile, dull, boring crap.
Where did the imagination and wild ideas of the late 20th century go to?
Look at music nowadays for example: its got nowhere to go. Everything is sampled from…the 1980’s!!!!
The future was a disappointment and we’ve all turned to the past for sweet, sweet comfort.
Maybe the 1980’s was the future?
Maybe everything that has happened after that time period is the beginning of a ‘new’ past?
We were all waiting with Prince for 1999, when in fact we should have just enjoyed the 1980’s and just relaxed after that.
How could we be so stupid??!
The clues were all there: the electronic keyboard guitars were clearly from the future, florescent socks were obviously not from this time.
And the DeLorean car could only have come from the future – they even made a documentary about it with Michael J Fox!!!!!
Right….I’m bored now so I have to stop writing.
Why is Giving Birth So Difficult? August 4, 2009
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Why is giving birth to a little baby so fucking difficult?
It seems so awkward and ….wrong!
Surely it should be less painful and easier?
I am not a woman.
I just thought I’d get that out of the way.
Poor, unfortunate women have to put up with so much shit just to pop a creature – that will turn into a monster – out of their …ahem.
Why do babies have to be so fucking big?
It seems cruel.
God, you are a bastard!
Why can’t babies come in miniature form?
Why can’t they come out the size of a fingernail?
Or in a little tiny egg?
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What’s so special about a live birth?
The baby is still practically useless for the next part of its life.
It can’t see, speak, needs to be fed, watered, it can’t even shit without assistance cleaning up.
And it cries all the time!!!!
Honestly, you wait 9 months for it to come along and it’s still fuck all use!
And poor pregnant women have to put up with sickness and then all that shitty pain trying to squeeze a lard-covered melon out of them!
I can understand, say, wildebeest on the plains of Africa giving birth to their young in the way they do.
The baby wildebeest (what a strange name for a creature) comes out and its ready to go. It can walk and maybe even do a little dance if needs be!
They need to pop their kids that way otherwise they’d be all eaten up and that would really mess up the whole system.
But human beings!
Whats the deal there?
We don’t have any major threats from other creatures trying to eat us.
Maybe we fear disease and germs and stuff like that but, as far as predators go, we are the top dog (so to speak).
We can afford to take our time having children.
There’s no rush, man.
There’s plenty of humans on Earth to vouch for our success rate in that area.
Why not make life a little easier for pregnant women -and less painful and uncomfortable?
Whats with all this pain crap????!!!!!!
Sure, making the baby is fun and very enjoyable process.
But what a kick in the bits it is when it comes to the aftermath!
Would there be so many pregnancies in the World if men had to have babies?
Well, we’ll never know until an alien race comes and zaps us with their mirror-ray.
But, I’d hazard a guess that no, there wouldn’t be as many people on this fine planet of ours.
Men are sissies.
They can’t take pain.
Take me for example.
I fucking hate the stuff!!!
I stubbed my toes the other day I went on and on like I was shot. In Vietnam. By an Army of psycho Viet Cong monsters.
But, women just seem to get over it.
Maybe its the drugs
I think that babies should be born in bits.
I mean, like Lego.
You give birth to a piece at a time: maybe a leg here, or an arm there, then an eye, or a nose and maybe then an ear or two.
Then you assemble it until you have a full working baby.
You could even swap bits you don’t like with other pregnant women!!!
I think this is the best solution.
If we all concentrate really hard it might just come true!
Jesus Budda
Have You Ever Had A Dream That You Thought Was Reality? August 3, 2009
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Well have you?
Dreams are a funny thing.
Apparently you only dream for a few minutes when you go into deep slumber – but it seems like you’ve been dreaming for ages!!!
Why’d I add the exclamation marks? It wasn’t that dramatic, was it?
Now, where was I…..? Oh, yes….
DREAMS
You can get stupid books that try to analyze dreams.
They are complete and utter shit!
Just because you dream of a snake slithering up a tree does not mean you are experiencing sexual problems!!!!
Well, maybe you are….
But in general, dreams are just a stream of random elements that are a continuing flow of consciousness.
A bit like this website really.
But what dreams really show is how easy it is for us to accept a ‘reality’.
Whatever you dream you accept as it happens.
You take it totally at face value.
Giant worm chasing you through a field of headless teddy bears?
-Oh, I will treat that as if it is really happening and that my life is in danger!
Flying lollipop sticks singing the Chinese national anthem while you sit in front of a cabbage dressed only in a giant pink and blue stripy sock?
- Heh!, this is real life documentary stuff, man!
It’s only when you awake and reorient yourself to your environment that you pass it off as “just a dream”.
What does that tell us?
Does it mean that the longer you spend in a dream the more it becomes your reality?
What if you were dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming?
Each time you woke up, would you go through a continuous stream of accepting then rejecting your reality?
Do you give a shit?
Maybe you do, maybe you don’t.
Maybe this is just a dream?
Maybe this is a really shitty dream?
Who the hell dreams about reading about somebody writing about thinking about the meaning of dreams on a blog?
Do you?
Feel free to contact me in your dreams, baby…..
Science as New Religion August 2, 2009
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Hello, friends, enemies, animals, beasts of the air/land/sea, old people, babies and dwarfs.
Today I would like to talk about the way Science seems to be treated as a new religion.
We all know that religion is nonsense designed purely to ease the minds fears about death, the afterlife, suffering and the likes.
And we know that Religion is supposed to be about understanding the World around us – whether it be the Universe or the understanding of how the mind and body works.
Right, I’m glad we got that bit out of the way.
My issue is with the way religion is beginning to be preached about in a religious manner.
Popular religions such as Christianity were used for centuries to control peoples thoughts and actions. I don’t mean they were used as mind control. That would be silly!
….wouldn’t it…..?
Anyways, it was used as no more than a way to control the populations moral beliefs and iterations – a sort of crowd control for the masses, so to speak.
Science is fantastic!
It was especially great at opening society’s eyes to the dominance of religious doctrine.
But the problem is when science just takes the place of this stupid dominance!
I’m not talking about attacking science like some bonkers Crationist motherfuckers!
But I am talking about people getting interested in finding out about what science is up to!!!
Don’t just take their word for it when they announce something and it gets reported on the daily news – look it up yourself and find out if some scientific breakthrough/discovery is worth the attention or if it’s just another publicity stunt designed to sell a book/promote a television show/museum exhibition or purely aimed at gaining further funding!
That was the problem with organised religion.
Everyone became a follower.
They listened to what a select few individuals said and just accepted it as fact.
Ahh yes, ‘Fact’.
What is ‘Fact’?
Is it something that is provable beyond all reasonable doubt? Something that is a cornerstone of a belief system?
If you were given a bunch of blind babies and decided to feed them a bunch of wrong info such as “the sky is pink” and the “grass is black and purple” and then you kept drumming this into the kids until they got old enough to pass on the ‘info’ to other blind kids – they would accept everything that was said as ‘fact’.
Anyone challenging this view would be seen as ‘wrong’
Bastards!!!!!
I truly believe you need to be like that little kid in the story of the Emperors New Clothes.
He took no shit that kid!
He said it as he saw it.
He questioned authority – not out of personal interest or gain – but purely because he gave his own opinion on the matter.
I’m not for one second suggesting that the members of the Cult of Jesus Budda go out and start telling Emperors that they are walking around naked!
But I am asking that they speak their mind -even if it seems completely and utterly stupid/bizarre/retarded.
Speech over.
Return to your rooms and have a wank!!!!
JB
